My sister Kari just celebrated her 37th birthday. About 5 years ago, she announced that she has too much stuff and would prefer that any gifts she's given are consumable (no more knick-knacks or things that take up space). Since I feel the same way, I was happy to comply.
About 5 months ago during a random visit to Cost Plus, I noticed Bosco. If you're a Seinfeld fan, you'll know that Bosco features prominently in an episode. Kari is the world's biggest Seinfeld fan, so I bought the Bosco. It would be a fun addition to whatever I'd be giving her for her birthday. Then I realized I could build a whole gift around food items that have inspired Seinfeld episodes. And I could challenge her to tell the plot of every item in the bag! Fun!
Here's what I got her:
As she removed each item, she had to tell us the plot of the episode. She breezed through all of them except the Snickers, Pepsi, and Twix. I had to give her hints for those ones.
If you're a Seinfeld fan, see how you would do!
1) Bosco
2) Cinnamon raisin bagels
3) Fusilli
4) Jujyfruit
5) Junior Mints
6) Mango
7) Oh Henry!
8) Ovaltine
9) Pepsi
10) Pez
11) Pretzels
12) Snickers
13) Twix
Here are the answers. I've added affiliate links in case you'd like to buy these to give to the Seinfeld fan in your life!
1) Bosco
“The Secret Code” (episode
117): George reveals to Mrs. Peterman's dying mother that his ATM
code is Bosco. He later needs to reveal his ATM code to save a man who is trapped.
“The Strike” (episode 166): Kramer returns to work at a bagel shop after 12 years on strike. This explains why he's never held a job.
3) Fusilli
“The Fusilli Jerry”
(episode 107): Kramer makes a statue of Jerry using fusilli because
Jerry is silly. Frank Costanza falls backward onto the statue.
4) Jujyfruit
“The Opposite” (episode 86): Elaine's boyfriend Jake is in an accident and she stops to buy Jujyfruits at the movie concession stand before heading to the hospital.
5) Junior Mints
“The Junior Mint”
(episode 60): Kramer drops a Junior Mint into the open chest cavity
of Elaine's ex-boyfriend Roy during his splenectomy surgery.
6) Mango
“The Mango” (episode 65):
After eating a bad peach and insulting the store owner, Kramer gets
banned from the shop. Jerry gets banned too. George ends up buying
their fruit and discovering that mangoes cure his sexual dysfunction.
7) Oh Henry!
“The Caddy” (episode
122): Elaine runs into Sue Ellen Mischke, an acquaintance from high
school who is an heiress to the Oh Henry! candy bar fortune and a
'braless wonder.'
8) Ovaltine
“The Fatigues” (episode
140): Kenny Bania has a comedy bit about Ovaltine (“Why do they
call it Ovaltine? The jar is round; the mug is round. They should
call it Roundtine.”)
His notes get mixed up with George's presentation on risk
management. George ends up speaking about Ovaltine at a board
meeting.
9) Pepsi
“The Dinner Party” (episode
77): The group is headed to a dinner party and Elaine wants to bring
wine and cake. George prefers to bring Ring Dings and Pepsi.
10) Pez
“The Pez Dispenser” (episode
31): Elaine laughs loudly at George's girlfriend's piano concert
after Jerry offers her pez.
11) Pretzels
“The Alternate Side”
(episode 28): Kramer gets a line in a Woody Allen film, “These
pretzels are making me thirsty!”
12) Snickers
“The Pledge Drive”
(episode 89): Elaine's boss Mr. Pitt eats a Snickers bar with a fork
and knife, which sets off a citywide trend.
13) Twix
“The Dealership” (episode
167): George buys a Twix from a vending machine at Puddy's car
dealership, but the Twix fails to fall. He ends up making a candybar
lineup, made entirely of Twix, to prove that a mechanic stole the
dangling Twix.
How many did you get right?
This is the most awesome present ever...I didnt' get the bagels or the pepsi and somehow must have missed the Ovaltine episode (I thought I had seen all of them by now). You are a great sister! There are lots more too...chocolate bobka, marble rye, muffin tops, a black and white cookie, the list could go on and on....you might have a few years set!
ReplyDeleteWhat an AWESOME gift!!!! And I remember every one of those episodes!! LOL!! Toooooooooo funny!
ReplyDeleteI {LOVE} this!!!! :D What a creative, wonderful, thoughtful gift!!! The only thing missing was a can of soup!!! LOL :) This is awesome!!
ReplyDeleteWhat a completely fun gift, Cindy. I got the mango and junior mints right away. I had to think about and read about the others. My mom has an original script from the big salad episode that she picked up at a yard sale :)
ReplyDeleteI didn't get any of them because I've never watched that show. (Don't yell at me! LOL) I still think it's an awesomely creative present.
ReplyDeleteOh wow! What a great idea for a birthday gift. I give my sister consumables too....because she has a tendency to return stuff to me after a while and says she doesn't need it anymore...lol
ReplyDeleteI only got the Pretzels one...guess I missed a lot of Seinfeld episodes...I should borrow the whole series from the library and just watch it chronologically...
12 of 13. I love Seinfeld!
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